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1. You know the words to all the Reba McEntire and George Strait B-sides

2. Forget the Manolo fetish – yours is all about the Tony Lamas

3. You’d rather sleep in the barn than on your brand new Tempur-pedic mattress

4. Re-grouping involves you, a horse and an open pasture

5. You turn your nose up at the flowers given to you on Valentine’s day – where’s that new headstall you’ve been hinting at?

6. You refuse to trade in your 1981 Chevy pickup for the BMW 3 Series your folks offer to buy

7. You come to the rescue of a city guy struggling with a barbed wire gate

8. Your ideal men are Dash Ta Fame and Pappy San Badger

9. You have a tan – well, a farmer’s tan at least

10. Horse sweat is your equivalent to Chanel No. 5

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Whether you head to one of Top50's dude ranch vacations, guest ranch vacations,working ranch vacations we know you'll have a great time. Or book a riding holiday estancia Argentina or a riding holiday, or to a working ranch in New Zealand, or go horse trekking in Australia, either way Top50 can help you find that ideal ranch experience.

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